Officially day two of detox, but that depends on wheter I include day one, where I ate Indian food and drank Red wine...If I include that then this would be day three!!!!.....

Ok Officially day two of detox........ To begin a detox you should live alone for the first three days at least. Your body expels gasses, which, while they in themselves are totally natural the volume of sound with which they leave your body (very unexpectedly-thus giving you nowhere to hide) can be almost in-human.

So day Two begins with a glass of warm water............. It is delicious, all other verbs, nouns, and adjectives are pointless at this point as I am enjoying this glass of water so much words fail me..........................................